Dougasm
an -rg-sm with that special little touch that only a douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. it is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord’s name in vain during a dougasm. when receiving a dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. after performing a successful dougasm a douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another dougasm onto another lucky lady. it has been said that receiving a dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting g-d and knowing your getting into heaven.
i had a dougasm inside her without a condom on so i had to change my phone number the next day.
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