doughnut swirly
when one is cr-pping and eating a doughnut at the same time; as one stands to wipe one’s -rs-, one accidentally drops the doughnut into the pan. the dilemma is; should one pick out the doughnut, wash it under the tap, and carry on eating?
colin “what’s that brown stain round your north and south kev?”
kevin “i’ve jus’ finished a doughnut swirly.”
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