Douglas Triplett Delight
a douglas triplett delight involves one or more men with hairy t-st-cl-s, a cantaloupe, and an oscillating floor fan. the men with hairy t-st-cl-s drape them over the fan whilst eating the cantaloupe allowing the juice to drip down from their chest p-b-s down to their ball fro allowing the juice to crystallize for a refreshing taste for their lovers after crotch rot has taken effect. warning!! do not allow your p-n-s and or t-st-cl-s to come in contact with the blades of the fan for this will hurt with a great deal of pain. also there are several variations to this position.
mike bought a douglas triplett delight befor he left for chicago.
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