Dowling Catholic High School


a private high school located in west des moines iowa. they are a religious school affiliated with the catholic church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. they beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the cr-p out of the other teams in iowa. they are commonly referred to as the “new york yankees of the ciml”. dowling has gained it’s athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in iowa, most notably valley high school, contrarily, i do not blame them, because at valley high school, people are encouraged to suck p-n-ses for money.
fb player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from dowling catholic high school?
fb player 2: yeah man, i’m gonna go but only because they have more black people than us

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