Down oven
the act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. in effect a time lapsed or extended dutch oven.
i had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when i rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.
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