Downfuck


when a celebrity hooks up with a clearly “low-wattage” person (either another celeb, or a standard citizen), and said hookup causes the brighter celeb’s star to dim. opposite of upf-ck.
as i finished my 4th cappuccino and started my second heart attack, a bit of downf-cking walked by. her name was sheila and she was one of the c-cktail waitresses from the palm beach improv. see: spears, britney; witherspoon, reese; hollywood, all of.

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