Downspeak


the mutilation of the english language reminiscent of “lolcats”, mostly exercising the reversal of plural and singular verbs, spelling basic words in a phonetic fashion, and generally speaking like an esl student. used in a fashion mostly by girls in order to sound “cute”.
girl – “u be sooo hottz. i is so gladz u fines me on hotornotzz. we gonna has funzz. i is cold nao. c-m cuddel.”

boy (to self) – ya know, i could have dealt with it up to the “cold nao” part. f-ckin’ downspeak.

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