downtown annapolis

place where you can find:
a.) preps
b.) skaters
c.) tourists with fany packs
d.) mids
e.) gangsters
f.) and sometimes even hippies
come to downtown annapolis and see the on going battle between the preps and the skaters- the preps come into the wake-skate & snow store “asylum” to buy flip flops, intruding in on skater territory. pretty funny stuff happens here!
a place that names their ally’s (how random is that “hey ill meet in — ally,,, noooo not that ally the other one d-mnit”.) they have no parking whatsoever. they have about 5 coffee shops to every corner because h-ll you just might be so bored you want new coffee. starbucks gets wh-r-d by hard bean every day. they actually have a comic store that is full of p-rno comics you know good for the kids. oo they also have the same amount of ice cream stores as they do coffee shops sooo your pretty much on a surgar high with the fudge shop and the candy store you might just go into cardiac arrest… who knows. but anyways besides fearing for your life from the -sshole drivers, cardiac arrest theres also the sk8ers who hang out by -ssylem and try to run you over with thier sk8boards… cause their coool?… but then they get wh-r-d by the fat police men that claim they are there to catch those d-mn shoplifters but really just want ben&jerry’s. then there’s oceans 2 where some tight-ss old man sells awesome music…oo lets not forget the celtic store!!!! you know downtown is not random at all just another place nothing special
ps annapolis just kinda sucks
lets go downtown and get 20 coffee and make fun of starbucks in about 20 minutes