when someone gets in the position of shia’s “just do it” but on a bed on their back and a their partner screams “just do it” shoving a d*ck/d*ld* in their partners *ss.
mike- my girlfriend and i had s*x last night.
bob- oh, really what position?
mike- downward shia labeouf
- midtown meal
when a girl is getting *n*l and throws up on the mans chest b*tch left me a midtown meal.
- rusty paw
when a man is fingering a woman in the b*tthole and he takes his finger out and it has p**p on it trace got a rusty paw after a dirty session with his girl friend
- strawberry cookie
a pretty pink little tight p*ssy.. d*mn! did you see her strawberry cookie when you f*cked her?
- gone catapillar
a person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into coc**n like cover to escape any interaction with the world. the freshman had gone catapillar in a quilt on the floor to sleep off a wicked hangover.