Doza


doza is a compliment. when you call someone doza or a doza it means that they are nearly perfect. usually describes a male who is goodlooking and charming. he is nearly a total package. the opposite of a doza is a al-ger.
becky : did you talk to joe last night?
carol : yeah
becky : how is he?
carol : well he isn’t much of a doza.
becky : aw b-mmer
basically a reverse shocker. it’s when a man or a woman gives a female mammal s-xual stimulation via both their -ss hole and v-g-n-l cavity. this is done by applying the index finger into the sn-tch of the female mammal, bending the middle finger back into the palm of the hand, then applying the ring and pinky finger into the b-m-hole of the being. in short it is “one for the pink, two for the stink”. one of the more pleasurable s-xual acts one could preform on a morman.
smell my fingers, my index smells like fish while my ring and pinky smell like sh-t. that’s because i gave the bishops wife the doza.

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