Dr. Cook


the action of becoming so angry that one’s spine curls into a position where the head can enter the -n-s. there is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every thursday if the weather allows for it.
guy 1: bro, i just p-ssed my dad off so bad that he did a dr. cook!

guy 2: ok, i’m calling an ambulance right now.

guy 1: well sh-t!

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