Dr. Porn
someone known for such fondness and in depth knowledge of p-rnography that it becomes synonymous with their already deviant persona. if there were a phd awarded for the research in the field, he would surely have one, hence the honorary t-tle of ‘dr.’. mention however phd to dr. p-rn, and he will likely respond with a -like sn-gg-r “hehehehe yeh, pretty hard d— hehehe”. dp’s character can be described as a mix between charlie on 2 1/2 men, and the pervier side of on family guy. he probably has 2 young women locked away in his closet at any one time, and his s-x drawer is always well stocked with a 5 gallon tub of id glide. known for certain predilections, his favourite movie line is likely “thats what i love about high school girls man, i get older, they stay the same age.” a very charming guy, he secretly writes urban dictionary entries proclaiming his manhood.
hahahahaha yeah, . man, he is the original dr. p-rn! the one and only!
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