drafties


the type of bowel movement you get in return for drinking draft beer the night before.
i did so many keg stands last night, now i have a severe case of the drafties.
: the gaps in between yourself and the blankets while sleeping. the sensations one gets from having sp-ces unfilled surrounding their body whilst in bed.
i do not like drafties while i am in my sleeping bag. they make me absurdly cold.

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