Drafting
what the uneducated and under skilled drivers call tailgating. its when you follow closely behind another car traveling at a high rate of speed to decrease the amount of air resistance on your awesome sports car so as to save a little money on fuel or get up more speed to slingshot around him.
“doesn’t this jerk know i’m drafting so i can save money with these outrageous gas prices??”
v. 1) reducing wind resistance by tucking in behind a moving object while riding a skateboard, bike, racecar, hospital stretcher etc.
2) a s-xual act.
dude! you should have been with me yesterday! i totally saw that penelope chick drafting a bus.
really? i’m actually kind of glad i missed that.
(verb) whilst in a large crowd, the act of using the path cleared by the large person you are closely following.
bob: i hate these mall crowds, it takes forever to get through.
joe: that’s ok, i’m drafting behind fatty mcgee. later!
see d.o.
welcome to h-ll.
not pergurtory
this is the real deal.
the devil will be standing over your -ss laughing at the work you slave over for hours.
drafting is ruled by a man known as tanner
there is a slim wait microscopic chance that you will not have to stay before and after school to work so you dont fail this f-cking cl-ss.
never never take this cl-ss, your friends will say hey this will be fun. hahahhahahahah
ill see you in h-ll
we all thought drafting was fun till my mom kicked my -ss
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