Dragon Wink


the act of kissing someone on the cheek with your puckered -n-s. the recipient of the dragon wink must be sitting at the time otherwise things could become difficult.

you remove your pants, spread your b-tt cheeks and move closer towards the person, close enough so that your -n-s is almost touching their cheekbone. either side is fine. then, provided you’ve shat recently, push out your -n-s a little so that it forms a pucker and the propelled -n-s bit touches the recipients cheek.

this is a dragon wink.
i gave laura a dragon wink in the cafeteria.
the dragon wink
where you drop your trousers part your b-tt cheeks and kiss somebody on the cheek with your puckered -n-s
dave see’s laura and him being a saucy lad and rather infatuated with young laura he prefers to drop his trousers and dragon wink the love of his life on the lips.

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