dragontree kid


a young adult that breaths fire and hates cats. they tend to hang out at pokemon conventions, and never go near cooked meat.
man 1: “that kid over there looks like a dragon!”
man 2: “yeah.. i saw him at the pokemon convention.”
man 1: “…i bet he only eats raw food.”
man 3: “i heard his name is myrtle”
man 1 & man 2: “dragontree kid fo sho!”

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