Drake’s Cake
a piece of heaven, twin-wrapped with cinnamon on top. nominally just a prepackaged crumb coffee cake sold primarily in the northeast in boxes of 10, but in reality, so much more.
“sh-t, i was down at foodmaster and they had a 2-for-$2 deal on drake’s cakes! needless to say, i purchased them all.
when someone takes a m-ssive sh-t and it resembles a box of something from the drake’s cakes pastry line. ie yodels, devil dogs, or ring dings.
dude 1: oh man i can feel my schvinkter pulsing like a heartbeat, i gonna have to drop a drake’s cake when we get back to your house.
dude 2: why the h-ll didn’t you go at taco bell.
dude 1: dude, this is in no way, shape, or form a duecington for the likes of a public restroom.
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