Dravidian Char-Minar

polite term for the macro-p-n-s of a dravidoid, ie. negro-dravidian, or shudra male. it is based on the splendid white qutb shahi char-minar (persian, “four minarets”) of hyderabad, the largest and most famous “quadruple minaret” anywhere in the world. as “minar” in persian metaphorically refers to the p-n-s (“a comprehensive persian-english dictionary”, f.j.steing-ss, london, 1892, p.1317), “char-minar” can mean both “four p-n-ses” or “a quadruple p-n-s” – a p-n-s four times normal size. the “dravidian char-minar” hence represents the dravidian p-n-s, which, since the days of ravana of lanka, has been ascribed a gargantuan size and awesome erectile powers.

variants and abbreviations of this appellation include “kala char-minar” (black char-minar), “malabar char-minar”, “d4m”, “second char-minar”, “the other hyderabadi char-minar”, “the other char-minar”, “telingana char-minar” and “shudra char-minar”.
1. “most female tourists in hyderabad like to enjoy the qutb shahi char-minar by day and the dravidian char-minar by night.” – old deccani saying.
2. “the aryan man’s char-minar is in hyderabad, the dravidian man’s char-minar is between his legs.”- old deccani saying.
3. mid-wife: moolla sahib, your bibi (wife) just had triplets.
moollah do-pyaza (ogling mid-wife): no wonder! my zubb (p-n-s) is so big, it’s like a safed minar (white minaret)!
mid-wife (unimpressed): but it’s still much smaller than those dravidian char-minars, because all her children are kala (black)!
4. shabnam: welcome back from hyderabad. did you enjoy both the char-minars of hyderabad ?
faizee: i didn’t know there were two of them. where is the other char-minar ?
shabnam: inside a dravidian man’s lungi!