DreamPenisGuide
a term loosely describing either a male or female who dreams about their dream p-n-s. the guide is the owner of this phallic symbol, which represents s-xually frustrated thoughts and feelings.
i awoke to the sound of my alarm and then remembered my dreamp-n-sguide.
hey suzie, have you ever had one of those s-xy dreams about having s-x with a large p-n-s? oh my god, yes i have annie! i woke the other morning feeling hot and flushed after dreaming about this hunky dreamp-n-sguide.
my dreamp-n-sguide’s p-n-s is so much bigger than my boyfriends p-n-s, sigh!
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