dress code
a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and collared shirts, everyones still acts even dumber than they have before.
our school has no logic at all. first they eliminate half days, then they waste their millage money on a tennis court that they dont even need they replace all of the good carbonated drinks with faygo, and now a complicated dress code that isnt gonna change our test scores or behavior. we’re better off with uniforms (but our school also does not know how to manage money correctly)
a school’s way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly b-tt-cheek exposures.
-students talking- dude, did you hear suzie got raped by mr. smith?
princ-p-l: oh gosh darn it, i hear she wasn’t in dress code again.
guys dress code for a strip club, halloween, or las vegas:
1. pants
2. wallet containing cash
girls dress code for a strip club, halloween, or las vegas:
1. heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. top showing excessive cleavage
girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. giant burlap sack.
2. flower print moo-moo
door guy: “excuse me ma’am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, it is against our dress code. please go home and either change into something sl-tty or become 40 years older. your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. you may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15”
an increadably stupid thing that the mid-drift natzis at snohomish high school have made up giving us an hour after school detention if we happen to(god forbid
)bare a centimeter of skin in the mid-drift region of the body
“why are you wearing that huge white shirt that says dresscode violater?” “because the princ-p-l is a douche bag that doesnt know how to dress!”
what bouncers or doormen say when they do not want you in the club
ugly fat red neck (male or female) tries to get in the club.
i am sorry but we have a dress code
cleavage, aka”dresscode violation” when you see a girl with extreme cleavage you yell dresscode.
you should cover up that dresscode.
when someone dress nice, they alway dress good r most times they be dressin good, alway matchin alway look clean
dayum that n-gg- got a dress code
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