dress rehearsal
dry humping, going through the motions of s-x without all that pesky penetration. there must be at least one type of fabric separating the required genitals at all times. no contact!
guy: you get some last night?
dude: naw, only a dress rehearsal. now i have blue b-lls.
where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.
bad dress rehearsal, good show
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