Drew Underwood


an anti-religious deist who quotes out of context, creates straw-men and has the same irrational views against religion which is similar to the atheist’s intolerance. he wrote a few articles for the examiner before getting arrested for s-xual har-ssment. he is currently a carpenter following his sacking from examiner.
drew underwood is a douche-bag.

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