drewphan
the best league of legends player in north america. some believe he’s the best in the world. drewphan is commonly called as a god within the summoner’s rift, as even a glance of the name during loading screen has the power to remove the opposing players from the game completely. do not stare into his eyes for too long, the continuous contact will allow drewphan to enter your mind, depleting what you loved and replacing with only memories of his good looks. one day drewphan will enter lcs as his own one-man team, wreaking havoc to the other teams and winning the cup for himself, without even playing a single match.
“oh my god, are we up against drewphan, the drewphan??!!”
“we have to leave this game now, i want to keep my b-llsack.”
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