drink suspension


a) the ability to hold one’s drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.

b) the ability to hold one’s self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
a) “did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! not a drop, baby!”

b) guy a: “check matt out. took too many four hors-m-n.”

guy b: “i know. he’s totally lost his drink suspension. oh! there he goes! timber!”

guy a: “awww…fell right into that pile john’s dog just left! should we help him?”

pause

guy b: “he’ll figure it out…”

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