drinker’s dozen
eleven, or one less than a dozen. the drinker is likely to misplace, break, miscount, or consume one from the fill the full dozen.
jeff showed up with a drinker’s dozen of beer, having drank one on his way. they decided the first team to a drinker’s dozen(11) wins.
when one proceeds to get blackout drunk for 12 consecutive days in a row
in order to complete the drinkers dozen you need go to the bar 12 nights in a row and get smashed as f-ck, side effects include: p-ssing the bed, projectile vomiting, tarnished bank account, and potentially some stds.
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