something you just have to do.
i’m drinking alone, but i’m in my apartment so it doesn’t count.
a drive-by involving pie throwing in order to smite our enemies we had to resort to a drive-pie. it was messy.
when a person under the influence over exaggerates anything and everything that they say. “i just drank about 15 beers…” “are you drunkzagerating right now?” “no, man. i’m totally serious.” “i have never had a more terrifying drunk drive home… i saw about 13 cops. and i’m not even drunkzagerating.”
an alternative for f*ckable, created by simply adding “able” to the word “dual.” as with dual, it can be used in social settings where announcing that somebody is f*ckable would be innapropriate. see also dual and bateable do you think he/she is dualable? yes, he/she is indeed very dualable.
- dual release
(noun, verb): a s*xual experience which occurs when a person simultaneously *j*c*l*t*s/*rg*sms and moves their bowels/sh*ts; considered by most to indicate a state of extreme s*xual utopia “i think i fell in love with sara last night, she gave me a dual release.” “things got a little messy earlier; amy was giving me a rusted […]