Dripper


when sitting on the cr-pper for a long time after the p–p comes out and your -ss starts to leak a fluid that is not quite water but is clear and thick and greasy.
i was sitting on the sh-tter and stuff started to drip out so i called it a dripper.

the big dripper is more noticable than the little dripper.
when a female is at a state of arousal such that her v-g-n-l secretions exit the v-g-n- and begin to drip out of the v-g-n- and onto a surface (i.e. a bed, the floor, the bath). in terms of male drippers, it is when a man has -j-c-l-t-d but the seminal fluid merely seeps out of the p-n-s and falls onto a surface.
“john you know sally?” “that dripper?” “yea! well she completely soaked my bed!” “dude, i knew she was always wet”

so, i was waiting for him to c-m all over my face but when he -j-c-l-t-d all the sweet man juice fell on the floor, needless to say, i was disappointed. i don’t like drippers.
a derogatory term for any pre-menopausal female on par with the words, ‘wh-r-‘ or ‘c-nt.’
that liberal dripper is trying to push her gun control agenda on law-abiding americans.
when a girl pees in the toilet but instead of a splash, it sounds like water dripping from a faucet very slowly. drip drip drip.
“she must be a dripper, i would never know she was peeing. just thought there was a leak in the shower or something.”
a very fat and/or ugly woman. a dripper is generally dressed innappropriately for her size and can often think that when she is under the influence of alcohol that she can become intimate with people that are completely out of her ‘league’.
a dripper wearing cheap, too small clothing is dancing and ‘dropping it like it’s hot’ all over a really hot guy.
when time, although it seems like it has stopped, has actually just slowed to an incredibly slow pace. often makes for an incredibly painful afternoon and, an even worse morning.
hot secretary: wow, its only two o’clock?!
co-worker: yeah, its a dripper today.
v-g-n-.
sallys dripper smelled of garfunkle and swamp.

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