Drive by Noodling


just like a drive by shooting, but instead of a bullet, one puts a cup of maruchan cup noodles on another person’s car.

for example, your friend is sick and you want to surprise them with a hot soup so they can get better, you go over their house, drop off the cup noodles and leave swiftly. hence, drive by noodling.
-dude, i woke up this morning and i realized i’m a victim of drive by noodling.

– what do you mean, dude?
– well, there was a maruchan cup noodles on my car.

– that’s cute, man.

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