drive call buddy
a call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. typically on a “drive call” you are really bored and have a default “drive call buddy” to p-ss the time of this long routine and boring drive. in this call you are very likely to complain about your boss, your job or just about your life in general. sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never materialize because the intent is really just a “drive call”. it should also be noted that the “drive call” recipient may sometimes result in talking to someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with “that” person. “drive calls” usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.
example #1
simi (caller): hey buddy,
dukes: ur on ur way home from work?
simi (caller): how’d u know?
dukes: i’m your drive call buddy.
simi (caller): sweet
simi (caller): click
dukes: huh???, i guess he just got home
example # 2
simi (caller): hey yossi, sup?
yossi: not much,
simi (caller): sup?
yossi: nm, u bored or something?
simi (caller): yeah, on my way to work, just placing a drive call. u know.
yossi: o, got it.
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