Driving Like a Squirrel


one who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. just to p-ss people off. like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as pitman, new jersey.
donald and i are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to p-ss. suddenly, without warning, donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef—ed by the oncoming vehicle. “donny what da —-!? you are driving like a squirrel!”

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