Driving Tourette’s


the uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the -ssbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.
i had a severe case of driving tourette’s this morning with all the dipsh-ts cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!
gimpyrobb, when he drives in traffic.
non stop expletives fly from gimpyrobb’s mouth when he drives in traffic. i have diagnosed him with driving tourette’s syndrome

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