Drop Theory
a theory is when a girl wears tight pants… not just any tight pants. tight-skin-and-fat-spilling-over-so-you-have-to-pee-every-15-minutes pants… if you happen to spot these…you are a witness to a drop theory. the design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the b-ttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. however, in some cases… it presents a shelf-look… so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady’s bottom.
this effect is not all that unlike the bustle skirts of the victorian era. the appearence of a large bottom gives a subtle, body-language message that a woman is fertile and able to produce multiple children. such is the reason for men (or women) being so attracted.
when a girl goes to remove those jeans, though, the drop theory is at it’s best, and the b-ttocks and thighs return to normal shape, with imprints around the hips.
“the design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the b-ttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. however, in some cases… it presents a shelf-look… so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady’s bottom.”
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