Dropping egg salad
when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad
matt could not order his food because of the smell
waitress: and what would you like?
matt: (coughing) i can’t talk…it smells terrible
waitress: yea, i know, i’m nervous, it’s my first day, so i’m dropping egg salad, i’m sorry.
matt: oh…so it was you…i’ll have some tuna
waitress: sorry, that was me too
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