dropping off a suitcase
the seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to f-ck their brains out.
as you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously -j-c-l-t- in their face and sh-t on her chest, saying “here’s your suitcase darling”…
…whilst enjoying the first crisp craft ale of a friday evening….
neil; so tim, up to anything this week?
tim; well, i’m going round ‘ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
neil; that’s when you sh-t on her chest right?….
tim; yeah
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