dropping the chalupa
a unique s-xual activity requiring advance preparation and a girl you never want to see again. before s-x, get a condom and fill it with every bodily excrement imaginable. (i.e. sh-t, p-ss, vomit, snot, sweat, c-m, saliva, and that diarrhea liquid sh-t). tie off the condom like a water baloon, and stash it somewhere near the bed where it can be discreetly reached. during s-x, change to doggie style, and just as you c-m, break the condom over her f-cking head!
“hey, what happened to that chick you took home last night? you gonna see her again?”
“naw, i dropped the chalupa, so she won’t be coming around again.”
“oh, cool. well, then can i have her number?”
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