Drugstitution


the act of subst-tuting an illegal drug for a legal/ more acceptable drug. particularly during a time of transition that is otherwise life altering.
1. the office worker has a drug test in 3 months, so, he’s doing a drugst-tution from weed to beer.

2. “since my kid was born i did a drugst-tution from heroin to oxies.”

3. “my dealer was out of my favorite budz so i asked him for a drugst-tution of his xanax stash.”

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