Drum and Bus


the tinny music that emits from a chav’s phone on the back of any bus.
usually accompanied with cans of cheap lager, plastic bottles of cider and mention of the word ‘donk’ several times.
person 1: going to the dubstep rave tonight?
person 2: why bother, we’ve got all the drum and bus right here.

chav’s phone: ‘put a donk on it!’

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