drunk bed
a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. usually includes clearing all the sh-t off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs
girl at club: so pumped to go to sleep tonight. i have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.
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