drunk houdini
when a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he’s drunk too so they’ll do s-xual things for him without thinking he’s using them, when in all actuality he’s very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. if you see signs of this happening, it’s automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.
becky: “omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!”
jake: “omg hey!!! how are you!!! it’s jake btw, some party huh!”
becky: “oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!”
jake: “ooh,…oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i’m sooo drunk woooo!!! you’re so hot, we should hook up since we’re drunk and all!!!”
becky: “oooh totally! i love me some drunk s-x, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!”
jake: -quietly says- well…at least one of us will remember heh heh heh….
becky: “wait, what did you say? you’re not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??”
jake: “oh nothing! i said i can’t wait to have drunk s-x with you!!!” (in his head “ooooh yeah!!)
Read Also:
- drunkx0rz
the state of being in which one is very intoxicated. fall off the floor drunk. “i am very drunkx0rz”
- Dry Daniel
n. 1. same as a wet w-lly, but not wet. i wanted to give jim a wet w-lly, but because we were stranded in the desert i was parched and had to settle for a dry daniel.
- dtgsf
acronym for “down to get sh-t-faced” “i’m so dtgsf, all we need is boos and some girls to get the party going”
- DSAF
acronym: did society a favor. usually meaning noone will care if someone kill offs a low life sc-m criminal. crook: forget you cop, i’ll beat the rap. cop: (shoves gun in crooks mouth) we’re in the middle of nowhere, this .38 is clean and there’s half a million of them out there. everyone knows you’re […]
- dubiccu
-noun du-be-chew 1. any of the prototypical and mythical desserts of former soviet republics that made do with available sub-standard and/or synthetic ingredients to create beloved concoctions that subsequently became part of their respective national cuisines. 2. an unidentifiable dessert with an ethnic origin and dubious ingredients. 3. any strange-looking dessert that the eastern european […]