Drunk Mailing
the act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circ-mstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.
the rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarr-ssing situations for those pr-ne to drunk dialing.
a typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring s-xually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
person 1: what were you thinking? you had to know they would compare the emails.
drunk mailer: i was drunk mailing, i don’t even remember sending them…
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