drunk navigation is the built in gps that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.
dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
- clown threats
what people who have no life do on twitter, instagram, snapchat, and facebook. “dude, i’m going to go make some clown threats to scare everyone!”
- sing like a canary
to tell or confess to authorities. my roommate asked me if he could bring illegal drugs into the house. i replied,” sure, but if you do i’m going to sing like a canary!”
an alarmist expert. the vexpert used pseudo science to alert the m-sses to a contrived problem we did not know existed in our lives.
a gay f-ck boy with a little d-ck. either gay or likes ugly girls. he is weak asf and usually watches p-rn. kadreen is a f-ck boy
- white usain bolt
when a white person runs as fast as they possibly can, trying to achieve the same speed as usain bolt friend a: holy sh-t! did you see how fast billy bob joe was running? friend b: he must be trying to white usain bolt