Drunken Carpenter
while intoxicated and engaging in the act of v-g-n- intercourse from behind (aka “doggiestyle”), the p-n-s, while being forcefully moved in and out of the v-g-n- “accidentally” slips out and is subsequently slammed into the -n-s of the unsuspecting partner.
pete: man, last night i was so wasted i accidentally gave gina the drunken carpenter.
steve: was she p-ssed?
pete: she was when she woke up.
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