Drunken-Civican
to inebriate oneself to the cusp of consciousness through over indulging in white wine and/or jaeger bombs, then waking up for work in the morning and calling in to say you’ll be late before vomiting on yourself and p-ssing out in the shower, waking up on the bathroom floor, covered in sick, with the shower still running having missed the full days work!
-mate why didn’t you make it to the office this morning?
-i pulled a drunken-civican and didn’t quite make it 🙂
-what happened to john last night?
-don’t know but he had another drunken-civican moment this morning!
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