Drunken Coatimundis
true to their nature, the coatimundis is a gregarious, spry cat-like animal that primarily resides in south america. if one becomes too inebriated to stand on their own two feet, they must get crafty and get on all fours, thus resembling the gait of a coatimundis.
the enjoyment after a ‘girls night out’ came to an abrupt end when my wife became a drunken coatimundis on the stairs leading to our bedroom.
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