drunken hurricanes


two females of small stature in the proffession of life saving that, when intoxicated, ruin the lives of the public population. drunken hurricanes are known to achieve the ultimate state of drunkness and run rampant through the downtown area of colorado springs. these said drunken hurricanes have been known to break inanimate objects and cause injury to otherwise healthy people. these hurricanes wreck house, and prior to anyones knowledge, disappear to the next bar.
dude, where did mich-lle and lacey go?! they broke a bunch of sh-t, bruised my sternum, and bit my nipple! they showed up… wrecked house…. then left! they were like effin drunken hurricanes!!!!

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