drunken sex
the act of, at your drunken peak, having dirty s-x with a friend or a stranger. can lead to lesbian s-x. is generally either thought to be a dream, barely remembered or totally forgotten. afterwards vomiting can result because of all the alcohol sloshing around. also leads to regret in the morning, if remembered.
dude, i totally think i had drunken s-x with brie last night.
omg! i think i had drunken lesbian s-x last night!
did you see tara and emily having drunken s-x last night? i wonder if they’ll remember…
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