drunkify
1. to arrange one’s room to best accommodate his drunken self.
2. to base one’s cl-ss schedule around his drinking schedule.
3. to take a regular idea and view from a drunk person’s point of view.
1. “after freshmen quarter, i had to drunkify my room so i wouldn’t keep tripping over my laptop’s power chord.”
2. “i drunkified my schedule for spring quarter – now cl-sses before noon!”
3. “but if we drunkify the idea, then going to a baseball game means shouting loud insults and chugging miller lite.”
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