drunkocalypse
impossibilities in the lives of drunks coming to fruition.
neither b–by nor i drank on st. patrick’s day. how the world didn’t crumble under this drunkocalypse is beyond reason!
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- Drushi
getting your drink on while eating delicious sushi. ordering lots of sushi while drinking j-penese c-cktails preferably mai tai’s and scorpion bowls…..”let’s get drushi tonight!!”
- Dry Humping Whore
a man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. when it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. generally results in blue b-lls for the male. matt-“last night amanda was grinding on my c-ck but she wouldn’t get naked and let […]
- d squat
squatting on an erect p-n-s because the d-ck is “too bomb”. can also be used to mark one’s territory or to show excitement about a situation. i did a d squat on my boyfriend’s d-ck to mark my territory.
- duveatric
cheese-eater i oughta slap dat yella bellied duveatric. adj. or n. – lit. a bird of escape, particularly the dove. fig. an outside force that frees one from harm’s way. and from the battle field frodo flew on the back of a dove, and into safety they went, the hobbit and the duveatric.
- Dwadle
to move slowly, deliberately, with the rationale of delaying the start of any task that you are less than enthused about. there are those who dawdle and those who dwadle. 1. in the hole. 2. inject. 3. after making a s-x joke, or having s-x, yell out dwadle. person a: ughh, that was a rough […]