Drunktify
to justify nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior by blaming it on the alcohol.
you sh-t on the neighbors lawn and then knocked on their door because you wanted toilet paper. you claimed that you were drunktified, and i wanted to inform you that it is unlikely you can drunktify this to the cops.
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