druthers
(noun) way or preference
generally used in the plural. especially in the phrase:
“if (person) had (posessive adjective) druthers”
probably originally derived from a contraction of “would rather”.
if he had his druthers, i suspect he’d still be in bed.
a noun meaning the opportunity to be doing something else. derived from “i’d rather….” morphing into “ah’d ruther…” down south.
“if i had mah druthers, ah’d ruther do nothin’ at all.” great song from great film “li’l abner”.
preference
if i had my druthers, i’d be sailing on the bay with a beer in my fist right now instead of doing the f-&@%$! month-end stock-taking.
used in the u.s. as a statment for prefference.
uses in a lazy-speech as a combination of the words “i would rather.”
if i had my druther’s, i would still be in bed.
short for druther’s, the word druther is a unique old old school slang term stated in a sentence indicating the person who is using the words thoughts at a given time.
th: yo jer when you think they’ll come out with a new snowball express?!
jh: i druther in about a year or two
a slang term for a womans v-g-n-l lips.
friend 1 – “hey man was she any good?”
friend 2 – “well let’s just say i’ve had better, but her druthers were amazing!”
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